A guy with a watch...a true story...

…I believe since it is supposed to be from an actual incident…and the young lady in story is friends with another lady whom has this blog where she wrote about her friend’s story…

A guy sits down beside the beautiful girl at bar and starts fiddling around with his watch.

- “Is your date late?”, wondered the girl.

- “No” replied the guy “this is a very special watch that sends me information and right now it says you do not wear any panties”

The girl responds very firmly:
- “I hope you didn’t pay far too much for that watch …cause obviously it doesn’t work!”

The guy smiled very smugly and knocked on his watch and said
- “My watch is one hour ahead…”

LOL my watch just indicates that I'll get a smack in the face if I
02/20/2009 - 15:14
come out with a line like that
Re: LOL my watch just indicates that I'll get a smack in the face if I
02/20/2009 - 15:19

...yeah well the story teller never told what happened next...so it might have ended up with a smack…or it didn’t… Have a great weekend! /X

questions that never get an answer: some more fun for the week end
02/20/2009 - 15:24
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?  3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? 4. Can you cry under water? 5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? 6. Do fish ever get thirsty? 7. Can you get cornered in a round room? 8. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? 10. What should one call a male ladybird? 11. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? 12. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 13. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?  14. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 15. Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? 16. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? 17. If drink drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?
another week-end joke
02/20/2009 - 23:02
A woman in a jewellers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring. She looks round, embarassed, and sees the salesman standing right behind her.  Totally professional, he says 'Good day madame, how may I help you?'.  Hoping he maybe hadn't heard her 'accident, she asks 'Sir, what's the price of this lovely ring?' He answers 'Madam, if you fartred just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!'
LOL, /X! Great joke ;-))) nt
02/20/2009 - 22:51
Re: LOL, /X! Great joke ;-))) nt
02/20/2009 - 23:27

Well according to the writer of the blog...it really happened…but she never revealed the ending…I am guessing it didn’t end too badly for the guy…otherwise she would have foretold the whole story…


slippery fingers:) Kindest Regs/X nt
02/20/2009 - 23:29
LOL!!! Wonderful blog...
02/21/2009 - 13:37
Thank you for making my day!
Re: LOL!!! Wonderful blog...
02/23/2009 - 10:23
thanks man:) this lady that has this blog is pretty good...in case I find more fun stuff that fits the lounge I will make sure I translate and post it here... KR/X
I can still remember back in the day.........
02/22/2009 - 00:57
I could get away with saying a lot.......and did (got married in my 40s for the first time so I had a lot of practice).............but that one even I might have choked on...............love to know what happened next! Best regards, Tom
Re: I can still remember back in the day.........
02/23/2009 - 10:19
Me too!!/A