A guy sits down beside the beautiful girl at bar and starts fiddling around with his watch.
- “Is your date late?”, wondered the girl.
- “No” replied the guy “this is a very special watch that sends me information and right now it says you do not wear any panties”
The girl responds very firmly:
- “I hope you didn’t pay far too much for that watch …cause obviously it doesn’t work!”
The guy smiled very smugly and knocked on his watch and said
- “My watch is one hour ahead…”