It's just hit me in the face, and I don't know how come I didn't realize this before...
...Alex, you are the Male, French-speaking & European version of Carrie Bradshaw!!!!!!
For all you non-metrosexual Loungers who don't know what I'm talking about, Carrie Bradshaw is the main character in the program Sex in the City, and she is famous for living in a crummy NYC appartment, but spending $2,000 per week on shoes... For more info, ask your wife/girlfriend.
(...and yes, I did watch - and enjoy - the show
Alex, I'm not implying that you live in a crummy apprtment... only that you might be able to get a mansion for your fantastic watch collection!
And despair not, my friend... At the end of the movie, Carrie ends up in a beautiful penthouse appartment, and she's got her own walk-in closet for all her shoes
Wouldn't it be great, having a walk-in closet to put all your VCs?